Give him a big ol' bowl of popcorn.
In this case Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theater Butter type.
Ian loved it.
I liked it too. It's popcorn. Popcorn tastes good.
(Deep thoughts brought to you by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah)
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* I usually just make popcorn in a pan - old school style. It isn't hard, but sometimes I forget how convenient microwave popcorn can be.
