Before I really thought about it I said "Yes! Of course!" because, duh, free toilet paper. I get a lot of pitches, but toilet paper is something I use every singe day without exception.
Then the toilet paper showed up and I was pleased because somebody who shall remain nameless bought us cheap toilet paper and I for one think that if you are going to skimp maybe the stuff that touches your privates isn't the best place to save money.
So I put a roll in my bathroom. That is when it hit me.
Oh my God, I am going to have to write about wiping my ass.
I think it is pretty safe to assume that you want to read about it even less than I want to write about it so suffice it to say that the Charmin Ultra was far superior to the cheap Angel Soft that I had been using right before that.
I can also say with complete honesty that the next time I bought toilet paper I bought the Charmin Ultra.
Because when it comes to wiping your junk you really want something soft.
I should work in advertising.
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Bonus that they sell the Charmin Ultra in the 200-million roll mega-packs at Costco.
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